UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!
Tom UptonTags: horror
We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet.
Tom UptonTags: humor
...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.
Tom UptonTags: humor
I really should come with a warning label.
Tom UptonTags: humor
I just love things that serve a duel purpose.
Tom UptonTags: humor
Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?
Tom UptonTags: humor
"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."
Tags: humor young-adult
Poor kid-- all she’d wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.
Tom UptonTags: macabre
Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.
Tom UptonTags: humor young-adult
It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.
Tom UptonTags: young-adult
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