Max dances around in a circle with one leg pulled up, and people move away as if he's mentally unstable. He and I are the only collectors that like to remain visible to the living. The other four roll incognito. Max finishes his dance and brushes his shoulders off.
"What the hell was that?" I ask.
"My new move," he says matter-of-factly.
My fellow collector is six years older than me but acts like he's thirteen. We met a couple of years ago after he kicked the bucket and came onboard. He talks so fast, I have trouble understanding him sometimes. I like to think he was the World's Best Car Salesman before he croaked.

Victoria Scott


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Is this happening?” I’m
surprised to hear my own voice
and decide right then and there
that I have a positively perfect
Man Voice.

Victoria Scott


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You nasty, you nasty. You
mama said you nasty!

Victoria Scott

Tags: dante-walker victoria-scott



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My eyes widen at
the sight of her. This is the girl
Boss Man is after? She looks like a
porcelain doll…beat three times
with an ugly stick.

Victoria Scott

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Dante, this
is Annabelle.”
No. No way. That name is
reserved for females with grace
and elegance, not this girl. This girl
is…beastly. “Annabelle,” I say.
“It suits you.

Victoria Scott


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How can someone be cruel
to this chick? It’s like picking a
fight with a chipmunk.

Victoria Scott


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I glance in the mirror. Surprise,
surprise—I look finger-lickin’
delicious.

Victoria Scott


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She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.

Victoria Scott

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I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it to my temple, and pull the trigger. This girl is starved for attention. It's amazing to me when people are totally unaware of how bad they are at socializing.

Victoria Scott

Tags: humorous lol



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You don’t know who you’re fucking with, princess. Ain’t no one do bad like I do.

Victoria Scott

Tags: dante annabelle



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