And you stole my underwear,' Nana added. 'What did you want with my underwear?

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Is he drunk?' the attendant asked as they boarded the early morning flight.
'Not yet,' said Grey.

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Perry was in charge of music; Asher, lighting, seating, and structures; and presiding the service was Elaine, who was, not suprisingly, a certified minister and wedding planner.

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Asher, help!' she cried as she climbed down the steep, twisting path to the beach.
'Help. Don't help. You give me mixed messages.' Asher sighed as he stuck his keys into his pocket and followed Cam to the edge of the lawn.

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When's the party?' Cam asked toying with her.
'Tonight.'
'Nope, sorry. I have an appointment tonight with Katie Holmes and her Disturbing Behavior.

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Thank God no one was bouncing.'
'You can say that again, Ass Whisperer.'
'Thank God no one was bouncing,' Cam said, and she started to drift off to sleep.

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I called your bluff,' he said.
'I see that,' she answered. 'I'll be down in five minutes.'
'Right on.

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We just wanted to see how you were doing,' Asher said.
'Well, that *is* a miracle,' said Perry. She took out her notebook and said out loud as she wrote, "Number forty: Campbell...has...friends.

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Ah. Alicia, see? Didn't I tell you that's what she needed to begin with? Maybe a little schtupping and it would make the cancer go away. It works with pimples.'
'Nana!

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Or just don't wear it. Then you can check off the skinny-dipping and kill two birds.'
'I'm not surfing naked, Asher.'
'Rats,' he said.

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