Oh here's a nice one, he brown recluse spider. This once resides in wooded areas. In other words, next to my head while I'm sleeping. ' In a small number of cases, a bite from a brown recluse can produce organ damage with occasional fatalities.' "

"That's the worst-case scenario. how can it be? It's called a 'recluse'"

"It's been my experience that all recluses have a mean streak.

Yvonne Prinz

Tags: funny spiders mothers-and-daughters



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Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

Yvonne Prinz

Tags: marriage funny camping



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It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know?
The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching. And for what? So you can wake up next to THAT in thirty years? What are we thinking??

Yvonne Prinz

Tags: women funny true



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In the end we're all miserable. It's a human condition.

Yvonne Prinz

Tags: sad true



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Music has gone the way of food. People want it fast and cheap and they don’t care what it tastes like or where it comes from.

Yvonne Prinz

Tags: music people vinyl



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