Always be classy. Never be crazy.

“But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they w…”

“An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.”

“Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time”

“Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can't make chicken salad out of …”