Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.

“And that’s why we’re sending Boobs McGee.”I slowly swiveled my head to glare at…”

“Pec-tacle?You know, like spectacle but with more dude nipples.”

“I am beginning to remember what it means to need things. Laughter. Companionshi…”

“I had to fight the urge to turn on him and level my sword at the shrunken black…”