Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.

“I swear to God, it never ends!” Ethan roared. “Not when you’re immortal,” Malik…”

“Seriously, I’m totally weirded out by the girly nature of this conversation. An…”

“You can’t yadda yadda yadda nearly biting a fairy”

“I mean, who does that? Who touches someone’s hair and pronounces they have magi…”