Cheaters, I thought.

“Do you know the rest?"Doug asked me expectantly. "What?The Achilles was a dysfu…”

“As much as I hated to admit it, I kind of looked forward to seeing him. It made…”

“I loved you! I loved you and you destroyed me. You took my heart and ripped it …”

“My muse is an ungrateful harlot who’s abandoned me to actually come up with my …”