First one's free.

“To my everlasting relief, he’d also stopped with the starch a few years back . …”

“He was the only boy I'd found worth dating in God knows how many schools. I mea…”

“Almost sure wasn't good enough. Almost sure, in my experience, is the shortest …”

“Hearing wulfen howl is... well, it's horrible. The sound is glassy, hovering at…”