I just lost a buttonhole.

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgott…”

“I'm writing a book. I'm almost finished. I numbered the pages. Now all I have t…”

“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”

“When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child.…”