I was drunk.

“One day she's throwing a book at me. The next, we're making out behind the libr…”

“Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me nake…”

“Because I can't help doing it," he said with a shrug. "And hey, if I keep lovin…”

“Ignore her. She hasn't been laid in, like, in a week. It's a wonder she's still…”