I'm cold, Religiously cold. Author: Will Christopher Baer Copy Quote More from Will Christopher Baer “I'm going to kill Jude this afternoon for fun, then eat my own putrid kidney fo…” “I crouch beside her bed and stumble through the only prayer I know: now I lay m…” “It's been too long since I sat so close to a woman and my first impulse is to m…” “A friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend t…”