In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.

“Back to the books. The world’s largest bell was built in 1733 in Moscow, and we…”

“The key is to pump up your righteous anger and mute your petty resentment. I'll…”

“Paintings! They're like TV, but they don't move. ”

“Did you hear about the middle Eastern potentate?" he asked me. "This potentate …”