In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.

“I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an I…”

“On the other hand, if you're too delusionally optimistic, you'll be unbearable.…”

“. . . my obsession with gratefulness. I can't stop. Just now, I press the eleva…”

“Like God and Duane Reade drugstores, toxins are everywhere.”