Nice bird, asshole! Author: Scott Lynch Copy Quote More from Scott Lynch “To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!” “What kind of knife is this?” Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chai…” “Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?” “On occasion,” said Locke. “There are contr…” “They kissed for the sort of endless moment that only exists between lovers whos…”