Oop—I is tripped.

“Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent.”

“Scuse me—gotta hurry home—left the chillun on the stove.”

“We have met the enemy and he is us.”

“Yowpee! I pulls my brandin' irons an' comes out a-bitin' the dust—a reg'lar Hoo…”