Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

“Jody noticed that the kid was focused on the breasts, which were defying gravit…”

“Fine, fuck it," Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts b…”

“You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.…”

“Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.”