There's always the dwarf bread.

“There was a man and he had eight sons. Apart from that, he was nothing more tha…”

“YOU FEAR TO DIE?"It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just …”

“You think wars get started because some duke gets shot, or someone cuts off one…”

“In the beginning was the word. And the word was "Hey, you!”