There's always the dwarf bread.

“Are we entirely ready, sir?" said Lieutenant Hornett, with the special inflecti…”

“Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, then he'd be th…”

“To tell you the truth, I'm something of an atheist.”

“Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock”