YO MOMMA Author: Jeff Kinney Copy Quote More from Jeff Kinney “I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days.” “Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see…” “I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget” “I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to…”