A man from the Land of Fools wanted to pull down the clouds.
'Why?' someone asked him.
'To squeeze out the rain.
Tags: absurd absurdtience land-of-fools
What can you do with a person who says that he is absolutely uncertain about everything, and that he is absolutely certain about that?
Idries ShahTags: certainty absurd lack-of-perspective
I love shark week, all kids swim for free
Josh SternTags: humor absurd kids swim shark-week
The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1
Josh SternTags: experience absurd threesome pantene-humor
I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free
Josh SternTags: humor free absurd kids swim shark-week under-12
You see, I’ve heard of a man whose friend had been imprisoned and who slept on the floor of his room every night in order not to enjoy a comfort of which his friend had been deprived.
Albert CamusTags: absurd
It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent
Josh SternTags: humor talent absurd witty deer ships hobby thing headlights
Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are
Josh SternTags: humor absurd rape figs date moronic
Don Severo dropped his fork, Doña Remedios nearly chocked, but Jesús carried on playing with his food. He’d never really liked broccoli.
Olga Núñez MiretTags: absurd
Like the playwrights of the Absurd, Woolrich recognized that a senseless story best mirrors a senseless existence.
Francis M. Nevins Jr.Tags: absurd senselessness absurdity absurdism absurdist cornell-woolrich
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