If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.
Benjamin FranklinTags: humor inspirational advice writing 1738
Every fairy tale, it seems, concludes with the bland phrase "happily ever after." Yet every couple I have ever known would agree that nothing about marriage is forever happy. There are moments of bliss, to be sure, and lengthy spans of satisfied companionship. Yet these come at no small effort, and the girl who reads such fiction dreaming her troubles will end ere she departs the altar is well advised to seek at once a rational women to set her straight.
Catherine Gilbert MurdockTags: humor advice marriage happily-ever-after
All your life people will tell you things. And most of the time, probably ninety-five percent of the time, what they'll tell you will be wrong.
Michael CrichtonTags: advice
Over the years I've received thousands of e-mails looking for guidance. Some have real problems; some talk about monkeys and poo--though those people may also have real problems.
Eugene MirmanLet us record the atoms as they fall upon the mind in the order in which they fall, let us trace the pattern, however disconnected and incoherent in appearance, which each sight or incident scores upon the consciousness. Let us not take it for granted that life exists more fully in what is commonly thought big than in what is commonly thought small.
Virginia WoolfTags: advice writing authors readers
You cannot write unless you write much.
W. Somerset MaughamWho are they to give stars or dots? They're Wemmicks just like you."
Eli to Punchinello (p. 25)
Tags: inspirational advice
Wisdom most of the time takes form of advice.
Veda Catherine StoreyNever ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?
Christopher PaoliniTags: humor advice random ironic orik page-207
Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.
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