At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George OrwellAge is no better, hardly so well, qualified for an instructor as youth, for it has not profited so much as it has lost.
Henry David ThoreauIt was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.
Erma BombeckTags: age marriage relationships
And meanwhile time goes about its immemorial work of making everyone look and feel like shit.
Martin AmisOld age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette DavisTags: age
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy RooneyTags: age men women marriage pigs cows sausage
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheIt's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Andy RooneyOlder men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.
Herbert HooverTags: age war death youth old-age fighting
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
Ellen DeGeneresTags: humor age family exercise walking grandmothers grandparents
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