Civilization rests on two things," said Hitzig; "the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put it to you, where would this splendidly civilized occasion be without both?
Robertson DaviesTags: alcohol defecation
I get that. For you, it’s more than following a bunch of rules—no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night and twice on Sunday.
Laura Anderson KurkTags: love god romance religion faith prayer dating alcohol ya young-adult-fiction cussing teen-fiction glass-girl laura-anderson-kurk perfect-glass quinn-o-neill teen-literature sweating
With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get the smell of beer off you, like all the drinkers whose graves I have to dig.
Italo CalvinoIf you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.
Alida Nugent... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat
Terry PratchettTags: democracy cynicism drinking alcohol
alcohol played the midwife
James Branch CabellTags: alcohol cynical-humor
Wszystko zgodnie z sugestiami mojej mamy. W następnym tygodniu zaczynam zapisywać rozmaite szczegóły. [...] Najlepsi ludzie piją whiskey, mówi.
Chuck PalahniukTags: alcohol whiskey palahniuk
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers.
Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.
Tags: boys gender girls funny mother alcohol clothing clothes father dress drink femininity cook humourous masculinity
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTags: humor inspirational love romance death sex funny decadence party alcohol gatsby alcoholism fitzgerald champagne zelda champage 20s flapper
you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.
vish patilTags: drinking alcohol alcoholic
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