You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?
Kevin HearneMr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning
Kevin HearneBullshit, as you Americans say.
He's Irish.
The Irish say bullshit too.
The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it.
Kevin HearneShe switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.
Kevin HearneThey may have been victims at one time, but what you have to focus on is what they are now.
Kevin HearneTheir numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army.
Kevin HearneYou will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.
Kevin HearneTags: humor dog atticus oberon
Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves.
No, they’re not dwarfs either.
Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.
Tags: humor dog atticus oberon
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of me. It was like watching Rudolph get shot by Santa Claus.
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