Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.

Else Holmelund Minarik

Tags: food cake birthdays soup

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Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

Tags: birthdays ninja misunderstanding costume birthday-party fancy-dress

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You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.

Tara Sivec

Tags: funny wrong birthdays lol parker pee haha garrett tehehe

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Like almost all girls I don't know the date of my birth: my parents did not trouble to record the day and the time. I only know the year and the season, and I only know the season because my mother had a great desire for asparagus when she was carrying me and swears that she ate it too green and her bellyache brought on my birth.

Philippa Gregory

Tags: women history birthdays

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