I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random funny leaving brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random funny film baseball orphans brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses ballparks fenway
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random funny bible houses building brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.
Amy SommersTags: humor random absurd funny brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random relationships funny brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random absurd funny brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.
Amy SommersTags: random brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random funny insane brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.
Amy SommersTags: humor random funny finance stocks brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses investors
Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor random relationships funny loyalty brick-and-blanket-iq-test brick-and-blanket-responses brick-and-blanket-test brick-and-blanket-uses
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