When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?
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Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too
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I wonder where we go when we die?”
“…Pittsburgh?”
“You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"
Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.
-Hobbes
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