Spartacus," I called, "how's it hanging?" Probably not too well. Once you're dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled under the couch. Raisins didn't tend to...hang.
Rob ThurmanTags: funny cat undead cal-leandros
Oh, yes, that feels so good," I moaned, and instead of punching Ian, pulled him closer.
Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. "I know. I'm truly gifted.
You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you."
He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. "Why? I'm all those things and more."
I shook my head. Ian was more proud of his depravity than anyone I'd met, but if he helped me pull Bones out from under four bespelled vampires and one demonically-enchanced vamp, I'd shower him with prostitutes and porn while swearing he was an angel.
My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.
Michelle M. PillowTags: humor fiction mockery author cat michelle-pillow
...at dawn, the grains of sleep turn to floating black spots, then out of focus the world tilts, and the cat scratches at the door...
John GeddesTags: poetry nature sleep cat dawn the-world
...at morning, I'm unruffled - I'll sit with my tea and Muse Cat beside me and listen to the soft chime of the grandfather clock...
John GeddesTags: morning cat muse poetry-quotes grandfather-clock
I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.
Eckhart TolleTags: wisdom cats peace integrity zen spirituality meditation cat cat-people sereneity zen-master
cats choose us; we don't own them
Kristin CastTags: cats house-of-night marked cat vampyres
Just as I was thinking I would never find my animus, I caught sight of my shadow and laughed out loud. I'd thrown myself onto the floor in frustration - my head resting on one arm and waving the other to cool myself down. There on the wall was the perfectly formed shadow of a cat, curled up - with a swishing tail! ...I even heard myself purr!
Jane ProwseMeg's face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes.
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