If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
Terry PratchettProwling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.
Jean BurdenTags: cats
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
Mark TwainTags: cats
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
Terry PratchettOwners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
Christopher HitchensTags: cats food dogs god religion atheism water affection pets shelter
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
Paula PoundstoneCuriosity killed the cat,” Fesgao remarked, his dark eyes unreadable.
Aly rolled her eyes. Why did everyone say that to her? “People always forget the rest of the saying,” she complained. “‘And satisfaction brought it back.
Tags: cats curiosity aly cat fesgao
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark TwainTags: cats
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
Elizabeth PetersTags: cats
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