If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too.
Chuck JonesDon't judge a cat by its coat.
Magdalena VandenBergTags: inspirational cats animals pets humor-inspirational
Clear clutter. Make space for you.
Magdalena VandenBergTags: humor cats inspirational-attitude minnie-moo
Got a bout of doubt? Breathe.
Magdalena VandenBergTags: humor inspirational cats pets
If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.
Magdalena VandenBergTags: inspirational cats food humor-inspirational
Neither man nor any animal can enjoy life to the full without taking some risks to life or limb.
Philip BrownTags: inspirational cats adventure
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
Tony-Paul de VissageTags: life cats knowledge learning mark-twain
Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.
Terry PratchettIs that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.
The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation.
"I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!
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It is natural for our unamiable sex to dislike the creatures, for you ladies lavish so many caresses upon them.
Anne BrontëTags: cats men women dogs pets dislike caress
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