Cheese, Leon! Go get the cheese!
N.D. WilsonTags: humor cheese giant-turtles
The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.
Michele GormanTags: humor cheese cake dessert cheesecake
Rosie and her homies are hangin' in the hood, doin' all the things that good girls should. Hittin' all the homework, combing all the hair, walkin' around like they just don't care!
Papa LorenzoTags: cheese disco cheesy-enchiladas
You can't just boss bacteria around like that," said the younger Mrs. Hempstock. "They don't like it." "Stuff and silliness," said the old lady. "You leave wigglers alone and they'll be carrying on like anything. Show them who's boss and they can't do enough for you. You've tasted my cheese..
Neil GaimanNew Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it's aged Jell-O. And it doesn't need to be individually wrapped in plastic, either. You're thinking of condoms.
Bill MaherTags: humor food america cheese
The French Code for cheese is ALIVE. The American Code for cheese, on the other hand, is DEAD.
Clotaire RapailleTags: cheese cultural-codes fromage
I’m a rat. I used to believe in the Golden Rule but now question it. It’s too easy to be snarky at those who are snarky toward me. I like how it feels—the yellow cheese giving way between pointed teeth. My tail begins to twitch.
Chila WoychikTags: cheese golden-rule snark rats rat snarky
I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.
Tags: funny magic cheese demons arcanist rind
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