Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
Garrison KeillorTags: children
If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.
Dave BarryTags: humor children parenting
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Carl SandburgAge does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheAnybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Leo RostenTags: humor animals children w-c-fields
You must feed them, Anne, else they eat their toys.
Susan KayeSweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Ambrose BierceTags: humor children child definition mothers clothing clothes mothering sweaters
Children aren't coloring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colors.
Khaled HosseiniTags: children
You are always in my thoughts. When you were little, I knew your whereabouts at any given moment. Now that you are...off on your own, I still always know where you are, because I keep you in my heart.
Elizabeth BergTags: children
Pirate Captain Jim
"Walk the plank," says Pirate Jim
"But Captain Jim, I cannot swim."
"Then you must steer us through the gale."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot sail."
"Then down with the galley slaves you go."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot row."
"Then you must be the pirate's clerk."
"But Captain Jim, I cannot work.
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