My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am perfectly sane. My hallucinations, however, are all quite mad.

Brandon Sanderson

Tags: paradox clever

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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Zane Stumpo

Tags: humor humour funny wit wordplay witty clever

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The candy may be "prettier" than the apple, but the apple is "sweeter" than the candy.

Neletha Skelton

Tags: clever

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The backfire, my dear boy, of exiling the cleverest criminals of the nation to one place and requiring them to use their ingenuity is that they will -- and you can't control what they do with it.

Sam Starbuck

Tags: clever australia criminals cleverest convicts dead-isle

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In his mind he fingered the necklace of the days to come.

Ian Fleming

Tags: clever poignant

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If home is where the heart is, Jason has lived in his throat for a long time.

Jamie Mason

Tags: clever home-is-where-the-heart-is

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Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Teresa Monachino

Tags: funny wordplay clever words-fail-me teresa-monachino

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Noses run. Feet smell.

Teresa Monachino

Tags: funny wordplay clever words-fail-me teresa-monahcino

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Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.

Teresa Monachino

Tags: funny wordplay clever words-fail-me teresa-monachino

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There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

Thomas Mann

Tags: stupidity stupid clever cleverness castorp kinds-of

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