Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.
Jasper FfordeTags: comedy thursday-next jasper bookworld fforde jasper-fforde one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing
Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?
A.A. BellTags: animals dogs revenge fantasy science-fiction comedy crime supernatural shy bell bit
What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?
BoothThat bloody bastard! That thrice accursed son of a bitch!
Cornelia FunkeDEATH
. . .
And now you are here to fight for this woman.
You know her promise is given.
She has to die or her husband won't go free.
APOLLO
Relax, I'm not breaking any laws.
DEATH
Why the bow, if you're breaking no laws?
APOLLO
I always carry a bow, it's my trademark.
Come here, let me share a bit of wisdom with you.
Have you given much thought to our mortal condition?
Probably not. Why would you? Well, listen.
All mortals owe a debt to death.
There's no one alive
who can say if he will be tomorrow.
Our fate moves invisibly! A mystery.
No one can teach it, no one can grasp it.
Accept this! Cheer up! Have a drink!
But don't forget Aphrodite--that's one sweet goddess.
You can let the rest go. Am I making sense?
I think so. How about a drink.
Put on a garland. I'm sure
the happy splash of wine will cure your mood.
We're all mortal you know. Think mortal.
Because my theory is, there's no such thing as life,
it's just catastrophe.
Tags: life happiness sadness death mortality comedy celebration cheer
AOAN LOVES LOKI.
Jennifer EcholsTags: romantic comedy adam loki adam-vader aoan boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door
You will be so dead, dear Sister. Make telpon dari tadi kayak Kroasia ada di sebelah Jakarta aja. Huahahaha
Sitta KarinaEven though Sean still held my head down I was the only one who thought to ask
"Who's driving the boat?"
Over the motor I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.
Tags: romantic comedy adam summer jennifer jennifer-echols endless-summer adam-vader boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door echols
Adam ” Lori called loudly enough for me to hear her but not so loud that her voice would carry up to my mom in the marina office- or to her dad who might be listening from their screened porch facing the water.
“I came over to get some tips from the boys about teaching Tammy and Rachel to board. Of course I did not come over here to see you. How could you think such a thing That would be disobedient.”
I held up the wax.
“For my own disobedience I have to buff the boat. Then I’m going for a jog.”
She tilted her head. Probably her eyes widened but I couldn’t see them behind her sunglasses. I hated not being able to see her eyes.
She asked “In this heat?”
I didn’t mind jogging in the heat. The heat was a big friendly animal that liked to wrestle and only occasionally sat on me until I lost my breath. Anyway she was missing the point.
I repeated carefully ”I am GOING for a JOG.”
“I HEARD you the FIRST time ” she said. “It’s late afternoon in the middle of June. It’s ninety-five degrees out here.”
“He means he’s GOING for a JOG” Rachel and Tammy said at the same time.
“He’s GOING for a JOG.”
Lori still didn’t get it. Normally her blondeness was one of the things I loved about her. At the moment not so much.
Exasperated Cameron told her “Adam wants you to go for a jog too.”
She said “Oh ”
“If you two airheads have to hook up secretly for very long ” Sean said “you’re not going to make it.
Tags: romantic comedy adam summer jennifer jennifer-echols endless-summer adam-vader boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door echols
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