To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Steven Wright

Tags: comedy plagiarism comedian



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Funny is funny is funny.

Bob Newhart

Tags: life comedy bob-newhart funny-is-funny



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Success=Assinchair

Judy Griffith Gill

Tags: love romance comedy futuristic-romance fantasy-romance men-and-women-in-love pnw-settings



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Angela Merkel zitiere ich ja am liebsten wörtlich, ich hab noch keine bessere Möglichkeit gefunden diese Frau zu beleidigen.

Volker Pispers

Tags: humor humour comedy german



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Chancellor Gerhard Schröder has several times made statements to the effect that we Europeans should not cultivate a superficial anti-Americanism.

But mine isn't superficial at all.

Personally I have nothing against the US itself - it's a beautiful country - it's the people who live there that are the problem.

I guess you could say it's the same thing with Bavaria.

Volker Pispers

Tags: humor politics humour comedy germany stand-up anti-american cabaret



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A few people have ventured to imitate Shakespeare's tragedy. But no audacious spirit has dreamed or dared to imitate Shakespeare's comedy. No one has made any real attempt to recover the loves and the laughter of Elizabethan England. The low dark arches, the low strong pillars upon which Shakespeare's temple rests we can all explore and handle. We can all get into his mere tragedy; we can all explore his dungeon and penetrate into his coal-cellar, but we stretch our hands and crane our necks in vain towards that height where the tall turrets of his levity are tossed towards the sky. Perhaps it is right that this should be so; properly understood, comedy is an even grander thing than tragedy.

G.K. Chesterton

Tags: shakespeare tragedy comedy



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Shall I compare thee to a Shoggoth?

D.R. O'Brien

Tags: shakespeare horror lovecraft comedy



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Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,
Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do"

Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card

Mock of the week the show

Tags: comedy



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There are 3 reasons for why you can't beat me. First, I'm better looking than you are. Second, your blows are too light. And third, there's nothing in the world I can't tear up.

Akimine Kamijyo

Tags: adventure action comedy manga samurai demon-eyes-kyo shounen



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I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed them on the CD tray (whicn no one used these days with flash drives around)on Boone's computer. I hit the close button and watched the smelly part of my delicious dinner slide away. Boone would have a great time wondering 'where's that smell coming from?

Duffy Brown

Tags: humor revenge funny comedy mystery pizza anchovies salami



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