Sir, he hath not fed of the dainties that are bred in a book; He hath not eat paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink; his intellect is not replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts... (Act IV, Scene II)
William ShakespeareMa la virilità si è tutta smammolata in coccolette; il coraggio svaporato in complimenti, e gli uomini sono diventati tutti lingua, come dei pappagalli ammaestrati. Oggi è più valente di un Ercole chi sa meglio mentire e spergiurare. Non posso diventare uomo di mia volontà, e allora morirò donna per disperazione.
William ShakespeareTags: comedy theatre-quotations
If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead
Benny BellamacinaTags: humor wisdom life advice philosophy humour comedy quote
Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.
Danny KayeTags: humor art comedy humorous humor-inspirational humorous-quotations
... the preacher speaks both the word of tragedy and the word of comedy because they are both of them the truth and because Jesus speaks them both...
Frederick BuechnerTags: tragedy jesus comedy preacher
Sin and grace, absence and presence, tragedy and comedy, they divide the world between them and where they meet head on, the Gospel happens.
Frederick BuechnerTags: grace tragedy sin comedy gospel presence
That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch with two women" can go shit in his hat.
Tina FeyTags: women comedy tina-fey bossypants
A farce or comedy is best played; a tragedy is best read at home.
Abraham LincolnTags: tragedy comedy abraham-lincoln farce
It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready, I’m comin’—when the DJ actually tries to convince me that there are as many female comics as male ones. Cue hypermasculine Morning Zoo Hacky McGee voice: “So Kath, I don’t know what you chicks are always complaining about.” To which I respond: “Really? Why don’t you call your local comedy club and ask for the Saturday night lineup? I guarantee you the male to female ratio is going to be about nine to one. You dick-wad.
Kathy GriffinTags: humor feminism misogyny comedy sexism
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
Louis C.K.Tags: life honesty family funny attitude comedy quote joke honest jokes comedian stand-up lucky-louie fuck-it louie
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