I just wanted all the wars to be over so that we could spend the money on starships and Mars colonies.

Grant Morrison

Tags: humanity war comics exploration cold-war

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Our steel-tipped step-ladder arrows will let us rescue that injured stork that settled down on top of the obelisk and can't fly away!

Robert Bernstein

Tags: comics nonsense green-arrow

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Remember the Wizard Archer's drill arrows that rescued the entombed miners? Well, we're drilling holes in your swiss cheese building to rescue you from a costly boner!

Robert Bernstein

Tags: comics unintentional-humor green-arrow

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No, that flapping isn't all the pigeons in the park zeroing in on some spilled popcorn!
That antediluvian (old and prehistoric) scream that's numbing your brain isn't a subway on a curve!
No, it's the one and only Thunderbird --just released from a long, long nap in a cave on the Kijowa reservation by Tom Tallwolf and J. Jay Jaye, known as The Big Promoter! But it looks like all he's promoted now is...trouble with wings!

Bob Haney

Tags: comics nonsense silly

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The world of [comic book] collecting is not a pretty place. For a bunch of guys who like good-over-evil stories, you sure meet a lot of morally bankrupt assholes.

Seth

Tags: comics

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Look! Aqualad is riding into town on a narwhal!

Bob Haney

Tags: comics narwhal

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Verbing weirds language.

Bill Watterson

Tags: comics

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Ik wil maar zeggen dat, als ik iets wil zeggen, het liever nu zeg dan dat ik het straks moet zeggen. Dit gezegd zijnde moet ik zeggen dat ik dat goed gezegd heb. Je moet het maar kunnen zeggen, zeg ik altijd maar! Ik heb gezegd! - Lambik

Paul Geerts

Tags: humor comics

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Corto à lui même: Ce serait bon de vivre dans une fable.
Bouche Dorée à Corto: Oh oui!… Mais toi tu vis continuellement une fable et tu ne t'en aperçois plus. Lorsqu'un adulte entre dans le monde des fables, il ne peut plus en sortir. Le savais-tu?

Hugo Pratt

Tags: fairy-tales comics corto-maltese

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Oh, sheep. I've lost all my sobbing colours.

Dave McKean

Tags: humour comics surrealism

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