Am I alone in this mother-food connection or does being with your mom trigger the sudden and voracious need for large amounts of mac

April Paine

Tags: food mothers family-relationships parents-and-children mothers-and-daughters cookie mothers-and-sons food-quotes



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Charley talking to Cookie
‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?''

‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into

''That’s going to be you!''

She was probably right, if I live that long

Darynda Jones

Tags: cookie homour charley-davidson



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That’s the thing about the collapse of civilization, Blake. It never happens according to plan – there’s no slavering horde of zombies. No actinic flash of thermonuclear war. No Earth-shuddering asteroid. The end comes in unforeseen ways; the stock market collapses, and then the banks, and then there is no food in the supermarkets, or the communications system goes down completely and inevitably, and previously amiable co-workers find themselves wrestling over the last remaining cookie that someone brought in before all the madness began.

Mark A. Rayner

Tags: war planning plans civilization communication madness apocalypse chaos end armageddon zombie the-end zombies cookies collapse plan end-of-the-world wrestling nuclear flash cookie communications end-times asteroid food-shortage food-storage according-to-plan bank-failure blake-given communication-system communication-systems food-rationing food-shortages not-with-a-bang stock-market-collapse thermo-nuclear thermonuclear with-a-whimper world-ending world-ends wrestle



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My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.

I'm not good at cocking guns.

Really? Did she not know me at all?

I texted her back.

You can do this. Learn the cock, Cookie.

Know the cock.

Be the cock.

Darynda Jones

Tags: cookie charley-davidson cocking-guns gun-saftey-class



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Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.

Darynda Jones

Tags: cookie



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That's my entire weekend. I had plans"

"A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind.


"Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

Darynda Jones

Tags: humor cookie charley



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