Only she who attempts the absurd can ever achieve the impossible.

Nancy Means Wright

Tags: new-england american-revolution wilderness cows 18th-century vermont



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I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.

Davey Havok

Tags: murder death religion vegan vegetarian meat insects steak debate cows spiders spider arachnids bugs arachnid



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…and available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows.” p12

Claire Upton

Tags: love fate cows twisted



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أول متحرش في العالم هو الشخص الذي إكتشف أن البقرة يمكن حلبها

عمر طاهر

Tags: cows first sexual-harrassment



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His knowledge of country lore was a little hazy, but he felt fairly sure that if the cows lay down, it meant rain. If they were standing it would probably be fine. These cows were taking it in turns to execute slow and solemn somersaults; and Tyler wondered what it presaged for the weather.

Terry Pratchett

Tags: humour cows weather



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