Shut up,” I snapped. “This is not the time. What part of this situation seems like a joke to you?”

Lohka pulled up his knees, giving a feeble, half-manic little laugh. “Oh, maybe just the idea that some soul-devouring being of chaos could be waiting anywhere to finish destroying my life,” he said. “That’s kind of hilarious, you know. Have you ever had a soul-devouring being of chaos hunting you down so it could finish eating you?”

“No,” I said. “I’m sorry, Lohka.”

“That’s nice,” he muttered.

“What about the part where this soul-devouring being of chaos seems to have a taste for me at the moment?” Zhabyr asked. “Can we worry about that, now? Because I kind of already am.

J. Leigh Bralick

Tags: fear death dark-humor

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When you look for these support groups, they all have vague upbeat names. My Thursday evening group for blood parasites, it's called Free and Clear.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Thomas had a depressing - and scary - thought. 'Am I . . . replacing someone? Did somebody get killed?'

Minho shook his head. 'No, we're just training you - someone'll want a break. Don't worry, it's been a while since a Runner was killed.'

For some reason that last statement worried Thomas, though he hoped it didn't show on his face.

James Dashner

Tags: dark-humor

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No, I’m not shy." I folded my arms across my shell-covered chest. The press of the hard material against my sensitive nipples caused my core to tighten. “But I usually have to buy a girl a couple of drinks in order to be treated to a show like that.”
She turned to look at me, the fringe on her dress swaying with her movement. A thin eyebrow arched, her cherry lips pulled into a dazzling smile. “Well.” The intensity locked in her bright eyes as her green gaze moved from my head to my toes and back again made my entire body tingle. “I guess you owe me a drink, Meghan.

Elizabeth Morgan

Tags: dark-humor elizabeth-morgan dark-erotic-paranormal erotic-horror on-the-rocks the-edge-series

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Ever since I saw you”—she pulled me closer and draped both of my legs over her shoulders. Her eyes blazed with hunger—“I have just wanted to eat you up.

Elizabeth Morgan

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Lastly, say to me, if you can, with feelings as tender as mine for you: my dear Beelzebub, I adore you...

Jacques Cazotte

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I wonder if I could eat a child if I had the chance.'
'I doubt if I could cook one,' said Constance.

Shirley Jackson

Tags: humor dark-humor cannibalism macabre

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He sits next to me, careful to avoid my hair that's splayed out around my head like blood. A bullet to the forehead, boom, blond waves everywhere.

Lauren DeStefano

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AK 47, is perfect copy, yes? Every detail. Like real thing. Yes. Kalashnikov. Your boy, he be happy for Uncle Sante, no?”
“I’m sorry, Sante. It’s really nice of you, but I don’t want Sofus playing with guns.”


Conversation between George Hanson and Sante
In The Shadow of Sadd

Steen Langstrup

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(Eve)"Hold on. You have to give them a gift for moving?"
"Uh-huh. Plus they're shacking, so it should be a couple thing." She (Mavis) ate another canape, fed on to Leonardo.
"Why does there have to be a gift for every damn thing?" Eve complained.
"Retail conspiracy." Roarke patter her knee.
"I bet it is," Eve said darkly. "I just bet it is.

J.D. Robb

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