Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Tags: humor animals dogs romance humour puppies funny weird pets dates bloodsuckers fleas exterminators pass-the-fleas-please pests romance-gone-wrong romantic-evening

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Dates are important in history because what is done on those dates is of importance

Amit Abraham

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Was it alright?"
"It was fine."
"What aspect of the definition of fine was it?"
"We had a decent time."
I've been to Walgreens and had a decent time.

Joan Bauer

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