Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.
Derek LandyTags: humor love relationships violence dating humorous morbid dates flings gore morbidity morbid-humor
Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
Greg BehrendtCharity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense -- last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: dating humor-relationships
Sometimes we assume that the new person in our life is better for us because they are totally different from the last person we dated. Only later do we see that we have chosen a different version of the same thing and they both leave us unsatisfied.
Kristen CrockettTags: happiness love dating new-relationship
It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.
Catherine Gilbert MurdockTags: humor humour funny dating size
A full lifer doesn't commit to anyone until they've committed to her
Deanna KizisTags: love woman attitude dating commitment
Attitude determines Altitude.
Winners never quit.
No venture, No gain.
Tags: inspirational family christianity marriage relationships dating
There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
Greg BehrendtTags: love dating men-and-women he-s-just-not-that-into-you
While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.
E.A. BucchianeriTags: love true-love romantic romance humour dating first-love sentimental funny-but-true falling-in-love soul-mates i-love-you mistletoe love-story humourosly-inspirational getting-to-know-someone i-love-you-forever dating-101 getting-together moon-river sentimental-tune
Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.
Susan Elizabeth PhillipsTags: sex dating ballbuster
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