If I want a man I'll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven't hit rock bottom.

Eleanor Prescott

Tags: dating

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Tall men are the most romantically successful group on earth, bar none: more successful than rich people, accomplished people and educated people.

Arianne Cohen

Tags: dating height

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Most people couple within their own height range- short couples are 8 percent apart, midsize couples are 8 percent apart. The exception is talls. Tall women, meanwhile, date men who are approximately the same size, 0 to 5 percent taller; extremely tall women go for men 0 to 2 percent taller. Tall men are kids in a candy store, dating whomever they want.

Arianne Cohen

Tags: dating height

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Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months

Josh Stern

Tags: absurd dating commercials-furniture store-humor

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Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

Josh Stern

Tags: dating speed divorce-humor speed-dating-quickie

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On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of town.

Theric Jepson

Tags: humor romance flowers dating anger lds mormon byu passive-aggressive a-woman-scorned

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Sex makes you stupid

Donna Barnes

Tags: advice sex relationships dating tips

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Valkyrie made a face. "Bloody vampires."
Ryan sat forward. "That was a vampire? That guy who looked like an accountant?"

"We don't talk about vampires," Skulduggery warned.
"But it was daytime. How could he have been out during the-"
"We don't talk about vampires!" Valkyrie said sharply.

Ryan shrunk back. "Sorry," he said.
"Don't worry about it," Skulduggery told him. "Valkyrie used to date a vampire that's all."

"We didn't date ," Valkyrie said immediately.
Skulduggery held a hand up. "I'm not judging."

Valkyrie scowled.

Derek Landy

Tags: dating vampires ryan skulduggery-pleasant valkyrie-cain

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Nothing changes if nothing changes

Donna Barnes

Tags: relationships dating dating-advice relationship-advice

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And I know I need to invite him over for dinner, because there's no question. This is serious.

Tamara Ireland Stone

Tags: love parents dating

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