He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.
Rachel HawkinsTags: humor sophie dirty archer hex-hall rachel-hawkins elodie spell-bound
We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?
Markus ZusakTags: reasons dirty juvenile no-girls what-s-the-point
Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'
I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?
Tags: humor funny joke dirty lol rose adrian hathaway ivashkov
I learned that I knew it (there are some things in life, you knew before you could put the words to them, for me, this was one) upon first seeing the film Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and hearing Lawrence Jamieson (Michael Caine) utter these words:
Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.
Tags: rotten dirty michael scoundrels lawrence caine jaimeson
I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.
Kristie LeVangieTags: sexuality life-experience sex anticipation clean dirty sheets
It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."
- Valek to Yelena
Tags: humor fight fantasy dirty valek yelena
As I grew older, I realized that no matter how hard you keep your shoes clean – especially the mid-soles – they will always get dirty since they mostly touch the ground... and dirt. Conclusion? All shoes are destined to be dirty when worn on a regular basis. It's just like life. No matter how comfortable you want it to be, trials and obstacles will always come your way. And you have to face it.
Paul NatTags: life inspirational dirt clean dirty
hornier than a bunny on ecstasy
Kyle AdamsTags: funny play dirty adams kyle
I hate the world. Everything comes into it so clean and goes out so dirty. (from COVER CHARGE - currently not listed)
Cornell WoolrichTags: cynicism cynic noir clean dirty
Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.
Molly HarperTags: funny dirty dick jane-jameson molly-harper richard nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs
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