Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.
Jonathan MorrisTags: humor science-fiction doctor-who cybermen
This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising something quite terrible. My head was entirely empty. A vast echoing void. Bigger on the inside, but with nothing in it. You could drop a pebble in my brain and wait for an hour to hear it land. No actually, you couldn't - that would be aggressive and unhelpful, so keep your damn pebbles to yourself.
Steven MoffatTags: humor writing humour magazine doctor-who train pebbles
As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves
William HartnellTags: doctor-who
Third Doctor: A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting
Robert HolmesTags: doctor-who
Eighth Doctor: I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.
Matthew JacobsTags: doctor-who
LEELA: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' That is a very stupid question!
THE DOCTOR: It's Shakespeare.
LEELA: And that is a very stupid name. You do not shake a spear, you throw it! Throwspeare, now that is a name.
Tags: humor shakespeare doctor-who
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.
Tags: funny hitler doctor-who dr-who tardis
If you want more people to come to the theatre, don't put the prices at £50. You have to make theatre inclusive, and at the moment the prices are exclusive. Putting TV stars in plays just to get people in is wrong. You have to have the right people in the right parts. Stunt casting and being gimmicky does the theatre a great disservice. You have to lure people by getting them excited about a theatrical experience.
Catherine TateTags: shakespeare theatre doctor-who donna
What kind of person actually sits down and decides that no one should be allowed to end a sentence with a preposition? Not even decide what ideas you should or shouldn't talk about, but to actually make rules about what order to put your words in... It's such an amazing kind of petty tyranny.
Jonathan BlumTags: doctor-who
Because she deserved more than me. She deserved someone who could give her the whole universe.
Jacqueline RaynerTags: love doctor-who rose-tyler mickey
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