I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I’d just heard from the cops, and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner, so I realized you’d been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed, and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss.
Dora J. ArodTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you—all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either.
Dora J. ArodTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.
Amy SommersTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.
Amy SommersTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.
Amy SommersTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you last night... you were there.
Nicole RiekhofTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
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