The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff FoxworthyTags: humor life drinking cars
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
Stephen ColbertTags: drinking
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
W.C. FieldsA lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Winston S. ChurchillTags: attributed-no-source drinking classic-insult drunkenness apocryphal retort
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Friedrich NietzscheIn wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Benjamin FranklinWhen I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon.
James CrumleyTags: first-sentence drinking
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
Bette DavisI don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
Tom WaitsWine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Louis PasteurTags: health drinking alcohol wine bacteria
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