To err is human. To errah is Kennedy.
James DeAcutisTags: drunk crooks kennedy-family chappaquiddik
Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”
Day plasters a giant artificial smile on his face. As charming as ever. “Aw, come on, sweetheart. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. I got my arm around the prettiest escort on this block—how could I not be lusting over you? Don’t I look like I’m lusting? This is me, lusting.” His lashes flutter at me.
He looks so ridiculous that I can’t help laughing. Another passerby glances at me. “Much better.
Tags: humor lust drunk pretending
When you see a man led to prison say in your heart, "Mayhap he is escaping from a narrower prison." And when you see a man drunken say in your heart, "Mayhap he sought escape from something still more unbeautiful.
Kahlil GibranTags: man prison escape drunk drunken unbeautiful
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.
Mary RenaultTags: drunk sober deliberation
I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column read.
I used to refer to my drug use as putting the monster in the box. I wanted to be less, so I took more - simple as that. Anyway, I eventually decided that the reason Dr. Stone had told me I was hypomanic was that he wanted to put me on medication instead of actually treating me. So I did the only rational thing I could do in the face of such as insult - I stopped talking to Stone, flew back to New York, and married Paul Simon a week later.
Tags: drugs drinking celebrity alcohol illness celebrities drunk drug-addiction mental-health alcoholism mental-illness medication bipolar manic hyper druggie drug-abuse drug-use manic-depressive hypomanic
Yolo.
Taylor NadeauAnd sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're women, to say we need to be looked after, I find offensive.
Gillian FlynnTags: feminism offense drunk sexual-discrimination
Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.
M.F. MoonzajerYeah, I got her,” Will confirms.
“Who you got?” I ask.
“You, drunk girl. Come on.” He turns to lead me toward the exit, and I start to follow him, but for some reason my feet don’t work very well.
“Um, Will?”
“Yeah?”
“I lost my feet.”
“What?” he laughs and pinches the bridge of his nose.
“I can’t find my feet.”
Why is everyone laughing at me? This is serious!
Tags: drunk funny-as-hell
excuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I take a pencil or graver into my hand.
William BlakeTags: inspiration madness enthusiasm intellectual drunk
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