What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.
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Look, when I’m here, I don’t have to think. I don’t have to worry. I don’t even have to be me if I don’t want to. That came out wrong. I don’t have to be the me I have to be all day.
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Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.
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I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?
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Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.
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Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.
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This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I’m totally moving there one day.
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You’ve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.
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Not that you’ll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.
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Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don’t get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.
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