How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks.
“Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.”
“Oh,” Dallas says with a straight face. “Well that explains a lot.

Iris Blaire

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I was a diva for thinking that my life would dramatically change when I came out of the gigantic closet-o-porn.

Iris Blaire

Tags: evan diva rylan closet-o-porn

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Speaking of fruit, I'm down--I mean, he's down--to his underwear.

Rick Yancey

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I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I'm wiping Evan Walker's ass.

Rick Yancey

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Who are you Evan? If that's evan your name. Even your name.

Rick Yancey

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